HELP ME I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING...[]
I'M JUST GONNA KEEP TRYING.[]
HIGH FIVING IS DEATH.[]
SERIOUSLY.[]
IT RESULTS IN SUBCONCIOUS NUKING AND UBER-PWNAGE OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM AND BOWELS.
I'VE BEEN ON LIFE SUPPORT FOR 2012 YEARS AND I CAN BARELY TALK UH... SHOUT!!!!!!!!!
IT IS PAINFUL.
VERY PAINFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW...
HIGH-FIVING; A HISTORY[]
IT BEGAN IN 3BC(E) WHEN GOD GOT MARY PREGNANT.
SHE WAS PREGNANT FOR 3 YEARS.
HE THEN HIGH FIVED ME.
OW...
I SURVIVED BECAUSE I WAS STANDING 300 KILOMETERS AWAY.
ATLANTIS SANK THAT DAY.
HIGH-FIVINGS ROLE IN MODERN CULTURE[]
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]
AND JILL GOT HIT BY A TRUCK.