“I'm not even gonna bother to give you a quote.”
~ Captain Obvious on not bothering
“Why bother to have an actual life when you can sit around drinking all day?”
~ A seasoned alcoholic on not bothering
Bothering is a bothersome task, so why bother bothering when you can just not bother instead? The only reason that I'm bothering to write this article is to help you stop bothering.
- Why bother having to follow steps? That would simply defeat the purpose of not bothering in the first place. I'll just write up some tips for you.
- Stop caring about what people say. Just do your own thing. For example, if somebody tells you to go get them an Itaian hoagie, get a
NaziGerman one instead. Or, if they tell you to go get a life, get a death instead (only $5 at Shop-Rong).
- Don't do anything. If this means you have to give up your dreams to do nothing, then go ahead.