Deserted islands are great vacation spots. They include Greenland, Iceland, Purpleland, Nurpleland, Phillycheesesteakland, and all 7 condiments (ketchup, mustard, pickles, tomato, lettuce, mayonnaise, and Australia). Though, they can be tricky to survive on. Survival, one of life's vital signs, can be obtained by following these steps.
take five big ones but try not to fall of the island?? or homicidal fish will kill you
- Watch bear grylls.
- a prostatut and fuck it to keep u warm
- When in Iceland, watch out for the ice. It'll freeze you.
- When in Greenland, simply watch out; You just might choke on the fresh air.
- Don't go to Purpleland or Nurpleland. The names should explain that enough for you.
- When in ketchup, mustard, or mayo, be careful not to stain your clothes.
- Look out for kangaroos when in Australia. Those suckers have ;pretty freaking strong legs!
- In lettuce, pickles and tomato, it is common practice to strangle random strangers with the applicable condiment. (The problem with that, though, is that the islands are deserted. So, I lied again.)
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If u r hungry eat ur penis it is high in fat but will fill u up (unless your name is charlie baggers) try a bit of grated scrotum aswell with it
hi joe go fuk urself u total fukin tosser
do not drink water ... water is the enemy to the brain... it will damage your lungs and brain cells.... when you drink it animals will come out the trees and shag you to death!!!!
joe dis is mine from cal tek a nan then fuk her n wank 2 keep warm then rape a monkey
poppy is such a whore she cums from wales and is a sheep shaggers
don't get to close to poppy all the puss from her spots will go all over u she is a slag!!!!!!!!
lol i licked her fanny it was so fukin nice buh there was the acasion tang wen i licked her spotts
I LIKE MONKEYS I RAPE THEM FOR FUN O THERE'S ONE COME HERE BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CAN I JUS SAY CALLUM WOODS JOE HANSON AND CHARLIE BAGLEY MADE THIS AND IT IS SOOO FUNI LOL XX shaz<3